I just finished binge watching Orange is the New Black season 3 and I am feeling all kinds of things!!! Joy, bliss, sadness, despair, but mostly sadness because they’re only starting to film season 4 on Monday. I need more NOWWWW!!!
What do we want?! Season 4! When do we want it?! NOW!
While I wait for season 4, let me tell you what I thought of this season. It was AMAZE-BALLS! As usual!
Here are my 10 fave moments (SPOILER ALERTS): (in no particular order)
1. Alex & Piper’s library hate sex! Hate sex only makes Alex hotter.
2. When there were bed bugs and no one could wear their uniforms so Alex made a sexy garbage bag dress:
3. When this happened! SOOOOO CUTE!!!!!
4. And especially when this happened!!!! SO MANY FEELS!
Little baby otters!!!
5. Everything about this hot Australian specimen! (Except for some stuff about this hot Australian specimen. TRUST NO BITCH!)
6. Everything about Soso and her adorkableness and chubby cheeks!!! ❤
7. When Taystee was a total momma bear and convinced Crazy Eyes not to give up on her widely popular Time Hump Chronicles.
8. Everything about Big Boo and Pennsatucky’s friendship … even when Big Boo looked hella creepy as a half-dead clown or whatever she was trying out here.
9. When a whole new adorkable chocolate-vanilla swirl situation started up and it gave me all the feels!
10. And finally … when Morello finally got her wedding!
And now that I’m done season 3, you can find me crying in a corner while I impatiently await season 4. Who knows, maybe someone will actually write The Time Hump Chronicles and we can all enjoy that while we wait for the future stories of our fave convicts!